18 November 2008

Queensland touched by his creamy goodness!

Gather round, ye faithful, for another sign has been revealed unto us.

Yes, in sunny Brisbane, on the eve of those terrible storms, the Flying Spaghetti Monster revealed the touch of his noodly self to a member of our flock. (Don't ask, brothers and sisters, why there were storms - it's too late to bring logic into this thing.)

Of course the members of the devout Pastafarian commuity don't need so-called 'evidence' to buttress our faith, but we will gladly accept signs of his creamy goodness when he chooses to reveal a noodly appendage.

But back to our visitation. Today we can reveal for the strengthening of your faith, proof that the FSM truly does move among us.

We approach with trepidation (and perhaps a side order of bruschetta)...

And we fall to our knees (taking care not to spill our drinks)...

A moment's reflection, if you will.

Now here at Durum Cathedral, we have been pondering what this revelation may mean. Why in the Sunshine State? Why the day before the rain? What means the number '618'? (Perhaps controversially, is 618 in fact the Number of the Roast?)

As members of our greater theological community, we ask you to suggest possible interpretations. Bring your ideas forth.


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At 11:26 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

618. Hmmm. Well, 18 is 6 times 3, as in 666...

At 3:33 pm, Blogger Wench Nikkiee said...

6-1-8 spork in...don't wait?

At 9:59 pm, Blogger Captain Mozdog said...

Hello. I'm interested in becoming a contributor. I'm from Adelaide and I run a Pastafarian Apologetics youtube channel. I'm interested in writing some apologetics articles for the blog along with general updates. Please let me know if I can be involved: contact.pastapolo(at)gmail

At 4:41 am, Blogger Tim said...

I would think that the 618 was a rather obvious clue for the poor misguided Christians regarding 'the eve of those terrible storms' which followed.

In his benevolent and inscrutible Noodliness he warned the Christians with a reference to their own heretical text, Genesis 6:18 'But I will establish my covenant with you, and you will enter the ark—you and your sons and your wife and your sons' wives with you.'

The Flying Spaghetti Monster was sending a torrential downpour and sent a warning to the people of the impending floodwaters so that they might take precautions.

Unfortunately so many were blind to His message.


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